это у всех сейчас Deja Vu?

tipson
Упс... Похоже, матрица что-то меняет...

Prince Dakkar
вот сейчас придут agent Alexvn и agent AleXX. И будет нам...

tipson
Use the Force, Luke...

Prince Dakkar
Yes, sir! Right away, sir!

Вперёд обезьяны, или вы хотите жить вечно?

My lord. Yes, my lord.

Prince Dakkar
Вот уже и армия потихоньку набирается. Сейчас она состоит из очень сильного мужественного и готового на всё человека, жалко только что одного. Потом пойдёт всё по сюжету Fight Club. Будь осторожнее, Принц. We're watching you.

Mx
очень сильного мужественного и готового на всё человека
это я, что ли?

Mx
I am the Master. And you know what's going to happen...

tipson
Это утверждение было сделано только на основе следующих двух сообщений: "Yes, sir! Right away, sir!" и "My lord. Yes, my lord." Чтобы не подумали ничего плохого

Prince Dakkar
Hell, I know what's gonna happen, man... Hell, I know...... (However, it's quiet difficult to truly express the real tone of the sentence having nothing, but silent ways of showing the impression and transferring the feeling of the consequent phrase.)

Mx

My overwhelming army will easily crush you. You can join and become super creature or you are going to die!

Prince Dakkar
Ok, you, persuader. Let's practice some foreign stuff...

Your statement itself sounds as if it's something obvious, but I haven't gotten one little issue here - does your "overwhelming army" consists of only a pair of gunslingers? If you allow me to consider it to be true, than I don't think I'll hold your ultimatum in my mind for more than the next couple of seconds. Sorry, man.

(That's what they taught me - writing of the huge-sized well-organized essays, based on some pointless thesis, which has to be explained in about three or four pages. If your own opinion about the theme is exhausted, what else can you say? Nothing. Thus, you can always make it look much more thoughtful, putting all this nonsense stuff into it. This technology will add some decoration to the work, substracting the chance of getting the failing grade )

Mx

You just don't know what you're playing with. Surrender or die!

Prince Dakkar
All I'm playing with are few keys on my keyboard. If you think that they will pop out to my face and beat me to death, you're under the giant delusion, my friend. Therefore, don't wait for me to give up, but just rest for several hours and refresh your mind...

Mx
Prepare to die! My thunderball is on it's way!

Prince Dakkar
Oh, I'm praying in desperation! Please, someone, help me stop this frightful creation of evil! Am I gonna die?! Hello? Is anybody there? How come I don't see any thunderballs? I think there's some technical problem Why don't you check your spell book again, man?

Mx
My vortexballs helps you! Only call to me!

Mx
You should know that the speed of the thunderball is quite low. So, you're to wait until it crosses the ocean

VorteX DrAgON
You better join me... I have the thing you like...

VorteX DrAgON
Don't sell yourself, friend! Keep your honor! You'll never be treated the way you expect if you've been bought by someone!

Prince Dakkar
Ok, you talked me into waiting. I'll sit right here as moveless as a stature and wait for your product to reach me. Ha ha!

product? what kind of "product" are you waiting?

Mx
Give me your knuckles and i throw them into face of this disgusting royal face.

Stasishe
Some hot, fast-delivery pizza, man. Just starve for a few days, and it will get right into your apartment! And the most important thing - it's for free! To place an order, reach the "Prince Dakkar Inc". Don't forget to express some criticism or satire about his job. This way the "product" will become much more hot and the delivery much faster.

VorteX DrAgON
Here you go, man. The spiked ones. I have many kinds these in my wide collection.

Mx Uh... that way... I have thought about... something like a "bramin shit" or else

VorteX DrAgON
If you do something to me, this bottle with spirit can fall and become nothing more than the pieces of glass

Mx
Honor? Never heard such word